Touristy Trickster Gifts

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Polly tries reverse psychology

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Scarecrow Directions

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

San's old dog with old tricks.

'Say when.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Piñata police line-up.

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Pianist Fraud

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Mission: Carrot

"Today is the rabbit's day off."