Touristy Trickster Gifts

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

San's old dog with old tricks.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Say when.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Pianist Fraud

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Mission: Carrot

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.