Tourism Trickster Gifts

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Unrest Area.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Frog Flycatcher.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Scarecrow Directions

'No sir, we're not boarding a flight. My teacher just needs to check my homework in my my dog Sam here, if it wouldn't be too much trouble.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Up Pariscope.

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.