Tourism Trickster Prints

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Is there a problem officer?"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"A large donation usually calms him down."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Frog Flycatcher.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Scarecrow Directions

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Up Pariscope.

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Hubert deeply regretted his wish that his train would arrive on time.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."