Nature Trickster Gifts

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Unrest Area.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

Candle Size

"You call that a KISS?"

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

Fish Training

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

And that's why I'm still single!

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."