Plant Trickster Gifts

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"I dread these W.I. meetings

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Clown watering his flowers.

Go Veggie...

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Mission: Carrot

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

Dunk Hunt

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

the spitting cactus...

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."