Plant Trickster Pillows

Come a little closer my dear feathered friend.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Polly tries reverse psychology

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

A small fish's unnatural protection against predatory birds.

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Clown watering his flowers.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Go Veggie...

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Mission: Carrot

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

Dunk Hunt

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'

"How long...well, it started about a year after I became a vegetarian."

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."