Plant Prankster Pillows

'...and if you want to get even with the place down the road, some tomato seeds with cactus genes could be blown onto their fields.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"They're suffering from 'Nokayro Disease.' It's when a teenager is forced to do a job he doesn't want."

Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.

"Do you want a total check-up or just a cleaning?"

'You are charged, under the Horticultural Discrimination Act, of habitually siting curry plants in a less favourable location than that afforded to your native English herbs.'

Growing seed packets

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

the spitting cactus...

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"It was worth a try."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Go Veggie...

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Clown watering his flowers.

"Here's Pollen!"

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Acme Pest Control

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'