Gardening Prankster Pillows

Throwing snails into next door's garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Where are you going?'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Clown watering his flowers.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"It was worth a try."

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Lift your stems."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Do not abuse the Lawn

"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'