Gardening Prankster Gifts

Throwing snails into next door's garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Apple harvest."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Where are you going?'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"I stopped singing to my plants! I've never had one say 'shaddup!' before!"

"Lift your stems."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"It was worth a try."

Clown watering his flowers.

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Do not abuse the Lawn

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

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