Garden Pranksters Gifts

A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"It was worth a try."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Where are you going?'

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Clown watering his flowers.

Hide and Seek

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"So there's this big Mother...."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

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