Farmyard Pranksters Gifts

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

COWS: Spare cow

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"It was worth a try."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?