Agricultural Prankster Gifts

Cattle Grid

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Oh Hi!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

COWS: Spare cow

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

They're Brazillian!

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Production in times of pandemic

"Oh no. Not the niblets."