Farmer Prankster Gifts

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Oh Hi!'

A sure sign of rain

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Where are you going?'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A Tongue Stud.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

COWS: Spare cow

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Grassy breath?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"Corned beef and cabbage"