Agricultural Prankster Prints

Cattle Grid

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Where are you going?'

Cow Pollen

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

COWS: Spare cow

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

They're Brazillian!

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

Production in times of pandemic