Produce Prankster Gifts

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Night of the Latkes

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"Student unicorn"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Nice Touch!'

History's First Prop Gag

Go Veggie...

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Winter lunch.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'