Produce Prankster Gifts

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Night of the Latkes

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Go Veggie...

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Student unicorn"

'Nice Touch!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Winter lunch.

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.