Scale Prankster Gifts

Diet Tips Number 1

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

History's First Prop Gag

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Student unicorn"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Timpani for the devil

Mime Prison

Killer Hals

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'