Portion Prankster Gifts

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Fly Football

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Housekeeping?!"

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?