Portion Prankster T-Shirts

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Beach con-man.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hair Crop Circle

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'