Portion Control Prankster T-Shirts

Plate of Nacho

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'You are what you eat!'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

"Why is this egg roll pink with purple and yellow stripes?"

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'