Portion Control Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Go large or go home!

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Portion control in the Old West

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'You are what you eat!'

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'