Portion Control Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

All-Day Breakfast

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

Go large or go home!

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Portion control in the Old West

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'You are what you eat!'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

'The 'Junior-Executive Lunch' comes with a larger dessert!'