Portion Control Rebel T-Shirts

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

Covid Garbage Dump

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

Portion control in the Old West

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'You are what you eat!'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

'I knew there was a catch! Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight serviings.'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.