Portion Control Rebel Gifts

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

Covid Garbage Dump

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Portion control in the Old West

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Portions of a thin and fat man.

'You are what you eat!'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'I knew there was a catch! Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight serviings.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

'To be honest Mabel, we just made 'em smaller!'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'We had to discontinue the Super Colossal size. No one could afford the flood insurance.'

Woman on television use the remote control to turn off the viewer.