Portion Control Pro Gifts

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

Diet dishes.

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'You are what you eat!'

Birthday Cakes for Dieters...

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Go large or go home!

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

I told you we should have split a meal.

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

Portion control in the Old West

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

Diet Food...& lots of it

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'