Portion Control Pro Prints

Decorate their kitchen or dining area with a clever print that celebrates the joys of portion control. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to any food lover’s space.

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"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb." mockup

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

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Diet dishes.

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'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!' mockup

'Our diets are based on out unique 'portion management system'. Basically we ship your portions to Albuquerque so you can't get at them!'

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'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.' mockup

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

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'You are what you eat!'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch. mockup

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

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"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish." mockup

"They should have quit after deep dish."

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"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

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"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow." mockup

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

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Yes, I Want Fries With That.

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"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control." mockup

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

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"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar." mockup

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

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I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick. mockup

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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Go large or go home!

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'I'll pay double for half as much.' mockup

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

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"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!" mockup

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

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"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?" mockup

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

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"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score mockup

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

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'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.' mockup

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

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"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat." mockup

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

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Portion control in the Old West

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"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?" mockup

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

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"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive." mockup

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

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Diet Food...& lots of it

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'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.' mockup

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

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Portions of a thin and fat man.

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'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.' mockup

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

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'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.' mockup

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

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Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them! mockup

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

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Portion Control Pro Prints Collection

Portion Control Pro Mugs

Explore our full range of portion control themed mugs for humorous and stylish ways to start each day with a smile.

Portion Control Pro Pillows

Brighten up their space with playful pillows that support their healthy lifestyle and sense of humor.

Portion Control Pro T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the portion control enthusiast, blending humor with comfort—great for everyday wear and spreading mindful eating messages.