Portion Control Philosopher Gifts

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'Have you noticed how portions are getting bigger?'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"My father always said...eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince...and dinner like a beggar."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Go large or go home!

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"I'm glad you enjoyed your meal, Sir. Did you save some room for shame?"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"I don't know why I put weight on, I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive."

Diet Food...& lots of it

"It's only 5 calories a serving...but a serving is a crumb."

The Dinner Builiding

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'You are what you eat!'

Portions of a thin and fat man.

Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'

Diet Plate/Haute Cuisine