Scale Prankster Prints

Diet Tips Number 1

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Tiny man plays big cello, huge man plays tiny violin.

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Student unicorn"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Killer Hals

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Timpani for the devil

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"