Prop Prankster Prints

History's First Prop Gag

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Yard Sale

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.