Property Prankster Prints

'For Sale by Neighbor'

The real selling feature is the ocean front location.

"Do mine next - it keeps the rent from going up."

'Best property deal he ever did.'

The Movers Strip - Use of mirrors in selling a property

"Watch out for the low beams!"

"About that house I bought from you three years ago - the heating system keeps breaking down, the pipes leak, the foundation is cracking...I want my money back."

"It's a modest studio flat with own garden, 30 minutes from central London."

Yard Sale

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.