Home Improvement Prankster Prints

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Yard Sale

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

How to Build a Bungalow

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Wallpapering 4

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Stock Cube Crossing

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Fishing for Supper

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'