Homebody Prankster Prints

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Big screen TV.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."