Homebody Prankster Prints

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Big screen TV.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."