Funny Homebody Prints

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You are still here."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."