Funny Homebody Pillows

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"