Homebody Humor Seeker Pillows

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"There goes our early night."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Couch and Potato

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Amy Sedaris

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"Jim was a model Dad".

Suburban street.

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

The New Business Power Suit

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"No religious nuts!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"