Homebody With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"We've got litter boxes, people have toilets - but they get the whole world."

"My husband is my best friend...I've got to get out more often!"

'Yes dear, I was in a hurry to get home, why?'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"There goes our early night."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Amy Sedaris

The Drawbacks Of Working From Home

"5...4...3...2..."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

octopus knitting a jumper...

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

The bulb family leaves for vacation