Homebody At Heart Pillows

Postcards from Quarantine

Work Sweet Work

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

I miss my apartment...

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I've just had a dream that we're in lockdown during a global pandemic."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"In da house"

"What?"

Home Working

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Cowboy Slippers

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

COVID-19 dime

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.