Homebody With A Heart Pillows

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"She's been so creative lately."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

I love embroidery

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Inactive wear store.

"In da house"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Staycation Photos

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"What?"

The bulb family leaves for vacation