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Postcards from Quarantine

Work Sweet Work

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

I miss my apartment...

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"I've just had a dream that we're in lockdown during a global pandemic."

"Going out again> Young lady, you have more bubble than fairy liquid!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"In da house"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"What?"

Home Working

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

Cowboy Slippers

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"Surprising, I've never seen a case of repetitive strain injury of the buttock's beffore."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

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