Humorous Homebody Pillows

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Electric Blanket.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Sheltering in place.

"You are still here."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'