Home Improvement Joker Prints

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Mulch madness"

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

House for sale - some assembly required.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Artex cartoon

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"