Home Improvement Prankster Pillows

'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Yard Sale

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

How to Build a Bungalow

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Wallpapering 4

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Fishing for Supper

Stock Cube Crossing

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'