Interior Decor Prankster Pillows

"It's time to take down Goliath's head."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Killer Hals

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

Budget Recliner

"What made you think I would draw you?"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

'Hey, I love the moat.'