Interior Decor Prankster Pillows

"It's time to take down Goliath's head."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Artistic License

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Killer Hals

Mime Prison

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

Budget Recliner

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

"What made you think I would draw you?"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."