Art Prankster Pillows

"What made you think I would draw you?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Kid draws moustaches on all the paintings in a gallery and a guard whilst the guard is on lunch.

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Look I could understand if it was a Rothko or Jackson Pollock!"

Killer Hals

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Tank color choices.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'What's this filed under G?'

David Blunkett

"Student unicorn"

Snowman in the Freezer.

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

Fishermen catches fish.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING