Interior Mischief Enthusiast Pillows

"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

Moving in

James decided to stay in that night.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Staycation Photos

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Is this desk too businessy?"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

Pandemic playhouse.

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

Catching the Sun

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"As them if I can have the bottle when it's empty - it'll make a really nice table lamp."

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.