Indoor Oddities Lover Pillows

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The knights of the round accent table"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

Storage Unit of Love

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Ooo, I love that you kept all the exposed fossil.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Wallpapering 5

"It's very indoorsy."

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

HIS and everything else HERS.

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.