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Painting the Ceiling

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"The knights of the round accent table"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

Storage Unit of Love

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

Wallpapering 5

"It's very indoorsy."

Man to patient on couch: 'I'd like to help, but I'm not a psychiatrist, I'm an upholsterer.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

HIS and everything else HERS.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."