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Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

James decided to stay in that night.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

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Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

The Insiders

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"It's very indoorsy."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Pandemic playhouse.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Catching the Sun

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

"It was a long winter."

"I love what you've done with the place."

"Usually I'd be nervous, but the rest of his apartment is so nice."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'