Indoor Amusement Lover Gifts

Memory Shtick

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

James decided to stay in that night.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Clock Face Golf Set

Staycation Photos

The Insiders

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"It's very indoorsy."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

Pandemic playhouse.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Catching the Sun

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

"Usually I'd be nervous, but the rest of his apartment is so nice."

"I love what you've done with the place."

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

We never go out anymore.

"It was a long winter."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'