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The First Pandemic

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Fittd shēt

Waiting Room Quarterly

James decided to stay in that night.

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Clock Face Golf Set

Staycation Photos

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

Trouble Ahead

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"If you need me, I’ll be in the living room clawing the bejesus out of that Navajo rug you just picked up at auction."

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

Bath Tiles.

"You're not thinking about redecorating again, are you?"

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'