Indoor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

James decided to stay in that night.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Clock Face Golf Set

Staycation Photos

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"Rodney, I think the cat wants to come in!"

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Catching the Sun

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Pandemic playhouse.

"Can we get some better sconces in here, please?"

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"He found some Martha Stewart magazines."

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'