Indoor Fun Enthusiast Gifts

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

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Clock Face Golf Set

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

The Insiders

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"Can we get some better sconces in here, please?"

Pandemic playhouse.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

Catching the Sun

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

Bed, Bath and Beyond.